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Jan 21

biggiewayne:

History. #obama #king

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Nov 6

Deja-vu.

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Oct 20

Doctor Who has spoken. Obama will be elected.

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Sep 21

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Sep 5

lordjaysus:

sallynopants:

One night President Obama and his wife Michelle decided to do something out of routine and go for a casual dinner at a restaurant that wasn’t too luxurious. When they were seated, the owner of the restaurant asked the President’s Secret Service if he could please speak to the First Lady in private. They obliged and Michelle had a conversation with the owner. Following this conversation President Obama asked Michelle, “Why was he so interested in talking to you?” She mentioned that in her teenage years, he had been madly in love with her. President Obama then said, “So if you had married him, you would now be the owner of this lovely restaurant,” to which Michelle responded, “No. If I had married him, he would now be the President.”

get it girl

z snap

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Sep 4

corknut:

Greatest weakness? It’s possible that I’m a little too awesome. - Barack Obama

I can confirm that for you, Mr President.

Aug 8

snoipahkat:

redcloud:

thedaddycomplex:

futurefantastic:

jonny5fefrenzy:

-knock knock.

—who’s there?

-freedom.

freedom would never knock

freedom rings

And if it takes longer than 30 minutes, your freedom is free.

If you experience freedom lasting four hours or more, contact your physician immediately.

and brag to them about how fucking rad it is

As much as I appreciate your president, I wish you guys would stop babbling about freedom while you aren’t even free to marry the one you love, among many other things that definitely don’t look like ‘freedom’ to me.

Also, the bald eagle was adopted as the American symbol in 1782 for its “fierce and independent image.” On the contrary, bald eagles are timid creatures.

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Jul 16

luckythinks91:

nevver:

Still falls the rain

#I wrote you America #I wrote you every day for a year #it wasn’t over #it still isn’t over

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May 12

Zip Zop Zoobity Bop: You guys. I don't think some of you understand. Maybe you should read this.

stale-brain-cake:

0scharlachrot0:

captain-tsundere:

reanimatrix:

tayloriusrex:

Obama stepped out and supported gay marriage. Now we have to step out and support him. For every independent and conservative vote he just lost, we need to make up for it with an…

I’m not American, but if I was, I’d vote for Obama.

May 4

thecolourfulway:

The best campaign counter-attack video I HAVE EVER SEEN. Obama 2012

”So we’re going to call their BS when we see it and we need your help to call them on it too and set the record straight. So share this, tweet it, facebook it, I keep hearing about tumblr and whatever that is…please use that too. Thank you.”

-Stephanie Cutter / Deputy Campaign Manager at Obama for America.

And a Tumblr shout-out.

I KEEP HEARING ABOUT TUMBLR AND WHATEVER THAT IS PLEASE USE THAT TOO

I keep hearing about tumblr and whatever that is…please use that too.

Apr 30

celestialcow:

pandalock:

bartyjoonyah:

buttgrab:

ASDNASKJXASNDJKAS IT TOOK ME A WHILE

BUT NOW I CAN’T STOP STARING AT IT

omfg took me forever and then I was like wooooaahhh

I STILL DONT GET IT!!!

i dont get it???

I almost didn’t see it. This is awesome. <3

ahhahahahha i see what you did there…

I couldn’t figure out at first but I see now.

This is the universe in balance.

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Zip Zop Zoobity Bop: You guys. I don't think some of you understand. Maybe you should read this.